Airport Olympics

Start out with 100 points.

DQ= Disqualified.

Check in

– 5 points deducted if you have to check a bag.

(Unless that bag contains the following: skis, surfboards, climbing or slack lining gear, a horse mask, or camera equipment.)

– 5 points deducted if you don’t have a tag with your information on said checked bag.  

Security

-DQ if ID forgotten.

-10 points deducted if you have to pull your ID out AT the checkpoint.

-5 points deducted if you have a physical boarding pass.

-5 points deducted if you have to search for your boarding pass on your phone AT the checkpoint.

– 5 points rewarded if you ask the TSA agent how their day is going.

Actual security

– DQ if they take something away.

– 10 points deducted if you try to walk through with your shoes and coat on.

– 5 points deducted if you take more than 2 bins.

You will be timed on how quickly it takes you to get through.

-5 points will be rewarded if you pass the person in front of you.

Tram/Transport/Getting through the airport

– 10 points deducted if you take the first tram cart that is always the most crowded. 

– 5 points deducted if you sit on the tram.

– 5 points deducted if you use the gross germ invested hand railing anywhere in the airport.

– 15 points deducted if you stand still on the moving walkway thing.

– 15 points deducted if you use the escalator that’s right next to the stairs.

– 20 points rewarded if you wear Heelys.

Boarding

– DQ if your carry on doesn’t fit in the overhead compartment.

– 10 points deducted if you block the aisle while getting situated.

– 5 points deducted if you don’t acknowledge the flight attendants.

-15 points rewarded if you help an old lady with her bag.

*Add up all your points at the end. Loser buys the winner a beer. If you’re playing by yourself (which 90% of you playing are), buy yourself a beer and be thankful you can travel so often.

-Shelby Lynn